Thursday, April 7, 2011
Bailiff: I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor. Somebody beat the hell out of him!
Judge: Who did this?
Fletcher: A mad man, your honor, a desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope.
Judge: What did he look like?
Fletcher: About 6'2", 180lbs. big teeth, kinda gangly.
This is what dialogue goes through my head as I deal with a STILL plugged ear from swimmer's ear to ear infection to now who knows what... A PITIFUL FOOL AT THE END OF HIS ROPE!
Hope the ENT has something for me even it's a hot poker to the ear drum!